Sunday, May 31, 2009
Worst Roommate Ever.
I am a terrible roommate. You better think twice about living with me. I have been banned from sitting on the couch, eating and drinking on the coffee table and now the dining table. Don't let me near your valuables. I am a bull in a china shop. Keep me away from your breakables and good furniture! I cannot help it. I cannot contain the innate mutantness.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Mutants celebrate Hamburger Month yet again.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Food
I'm Hungry...keep your hands away from my mouth.....
Where was all the Laker support last night....i better see you tomorrow!
Where was all the Laker support last night....i better see you tomorrow!
Monday, May 25, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
thoughts on a friday afternoon... trying to kill time before i leave at noon...
blue sky racing by
the little glimmer of hope
peaking out through the clouds
the chance for a peak
the hope for some release
a perfect place to be
sandwiched between love
and responsibility
i choose life without limits
a clock with no hands
ready to live at a moments notice
an hourglass with no sand
refreshing breezes
cocktails with lime squeezes
the chance for a break
some time in the swell
my love is calling
it's time the world fell...
the little glimmer of hope
peaking out through the clouds
the chance for a peak
the hope for some release
a perfect place to be
sandwiched between love
and responsibility
i choose life without limits
a clock with no hands
ready to live at a moments notice
an hourglass with no sand
refreshing breezes
cocktails with lime squeezes
the chance for a break
some time in the swell
my love is calling
it's time the world fell...
Thursday, May 21, 2009
A lil' Kern County Mutantology...
Mutants metabolize mood altering substances differently than normal human beings.
Por Ejemplo: Alcohol is a depressant but to a Mutant, it’s like speed, crack, or Pixie Stix. So when you put two Mutants together with a bottle of Jacky D, high altitude, and 4x4 Grand Limited Hawaii power…..cow shit hits the camp fire and tents get ruined.
~The Assault~
Por Ejemplo: Alcohol is a depressant but to a Mutant, it’s like speed, crack, or Pixie Stix. So when you put two Mutants together with a bottle of Jacky D, high altitude, and 4x4 Grand Limited Hawaii power…..cow shit hits the camp fire and tents get ruined.
~The Assault~
~The Apology~
~The Triumph~
Lesson be taught fellow Mutations, do not buy anything from Kia (like a bike) or keep anything new around Kia (like a tent), cuz it WILL be sabotaged.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Mutants celebrate Hamburger Month
Here we are observing one of the key character traits of mutant:
the inhumane ability to consume large amounts of meat and cheese.
the inhumane ability to consume large amounts of meat and cheese.
Here is a mutant lovingly assemble his primitive meat patty with onions,
ketchup, and mustard. Note the spinach in the background but nowhere
on the plate or burger.
on the plate or burger.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
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