Monday, June 29, 2009

Triathlon

Hola all!

As you all know I kicked Mark's ass at the triathlon. He did a bunch of shit talking but when it came down to it he could not handle the beach run! Well, better luck next year Dark.

Official results and pic's will be posted soon.....right Aimster's?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Holy SNiTZLE

I'm gonna have to throw the OMG's out there right now! I wish you mutants could have been here to hear the roommate rant about how upset and "bummed out" she was about having Hank here and this and that and insert gripe here, especially after "all that she has done for me." (WTF? Like take the TV out of the living room?) I kind of tuned out when she was ranting at me (as is the customary reaction when someone is yelling at you) but like I said I'm outta here tomorrow, so don't worry about it. Then she starts raving about how I disprespected her home and it's her house and I should have asked her permission. So yeah, I guess it was never my "home", I just paid half the rent. Then she storms in her room and then storms back out and demands that I pay for a maid. Hahaha......I can now see all the girls at Volcom giving me evil eye next time I go in there! LOL. Such is the life of a mutant.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mutant Triathlon Official Rules and Regulations


Official Rules and Regulations

Race begins at 2:15 PM

Course is as follows:
Swim: around 52nd jetty to 56th St jetty
Bike: any bike is allowed however you will have a longer course if you are on a geared bike. If you are on a beach cruiser 56th St. to Newport pier, around the globe and back. If you are on a geared bike: 56th St to 15th st and back.
Run: 56th St to the last lifeguard stand and back, running on the sand

There will be a person at each checkpoint: the globe, 15th St. and the lifeguard stand. You must make sure the checker marks you off or you will be disqualified.

$5 donation is suggested

Monday, June 22, 2009

Mutant Triathlon New Date!


Due to crappy weather on June 20th the Mutant Triathlon has been postponed to June 27th. Mark your calendar.

Here is your chance to prove how much of a mutant you are! The 1st Annual Mutant Triathlon will be held at 56th st at 2 PM. It will be a traditional swim, bike, run. The swim will be from the 52nd st. jetty to the 56th st. jetty. The bike distance will be from the house to Newport pier and back. The run will be from the house to the last lifeguard tower before the River jetty and back. There will be a person at each check point (the pier and the lifeguard tower) so don't think you can cheat! Any bike can be ridden but remember it is only 8 mph on the boardwalk!

Prizes will be awarded to the top mutants and BBQ to follow after. Bring your favorite mutant snacks cause you're going to need the energy!

Mutant Mastercard

Road Bike $500



Running Shoes $100

Swim Cap and Goggles $12

Mutant In a Speedo
Priceless!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

1st Annual Mutant Triathlon


Here is your chance to prove how much of a mutant you are! The 1st Annual Mutant Triathlon will be held at 56th st at 2 PM. It will be a traditional swim, bike, run. The swim will be from the 52nd st. jetty to the 56th st. jetty. The bike distance will be from the house to Newport pier and back. The run will be from the house to the last lifeguard tower before the River jetty and back. There will be a person at each check point (the pier and the lifeguard tower) so don't think you can cheat! Any bike can be ridden but remember it is only 8 mph on the boardwalk!

Prizes will be awarded to the top mutants and BBQ to follow after. Bring your favorite mutant snacks cause you're going to need the energy!

Established Mutants of the South...

Mark? What kinda Goodys u sellin??!?
I recommend reading the Instructions on this so-called "pain-relief"....the powder should not be poured directly on the tongue like a pixie stick, thank you, I learned the hard way.

And of course we also have an actual Mutant of the South sighting....Ladies and Gentlemutants The O.G. Cowboy Troy:

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

So a Polish-Mexican and a Durtbag walk into a bar in Nashville...stop me if you've heard this one....

Ill spare all you mutations the concert and bar pix BUT the food was AMAZING!!!!
Keilbasa, pickles and cheddar platter... Jed, you would worship! And yes i found polish sausage...















Thank God for Plastic Chardonnay...Stay Classy Tennessee















$5 Dollar Special aka "The Bologna Bailout": Fried Bologna Sandwich, a Moonpie, Fries and PBR!....Dawn's combo included a Miller High Life, for Free (that ones for YOU Dark).















AND then, my FAV, fried pickles...and yes that is a barbecued chicken wing bone that looks the size of turkey or baby leg. BURNT>>> Im determined to fry pickles this weekend and that yappy dog next door!
Did i fail to mention that before we found all this fabulous fried food we at Chili's the first day? I recommend the chips and queso...a southern special!
Yeehawwww!

Bear and Surf

This is Bear the Banchi Bizzle fast asleep in front of the house. He has dreams of getting barreled in Mexico running through his head.

Waves from early Monday morning! 6/15


Week

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Lake Show

Its been a quiet weekend at the pad. (The boys ran a surf mission to Mex again) Today the sun is out and we will be watching the Laker game tonight.

Come by!

Pier Swim

Mark beat me at the pier swim.....but not by much. I got in 99th place and Mark in 96th.....by the way don't believe what he says!

pier swim results 2009

dark mark - 94th finisher

goodie - 99th finisher


that's what you get for talking smack.

goodie pulled out all the stops and brought out the high school speedo...


Friday, June 12, 2009

Weekend

It is Friday. I am drinking at the mutant pad tonight. Watching hockey game also!

Dark Mark and I are doing the HB Pier swim on Saturday morning at 8:45! I am going to kick his ass!

I will report back with official results!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Worst Roommate Ever, the End.

The saga ends.

My tenure as "the worst roommate ever" will come to an end on July 1. I am SO terrible that I must be out in two weeks. Yay!!!!

Reunited and it feels so good!


The triumphant return of the OG mutant!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

New Member to the club

videoNew member to the club...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Supppp!! P-A-R-T-Y

The Cheech and I are cookin, watchin all the Lake action on the SMALL SCREEN, and celebratin with an 80s band at the HARP.....and i may smash the giant copier and burn Consuela too. Poker table is pending...

MUTATE up the hill if you will! All 'Tations welcome =)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lake Show

Whats the plan for Lake Show dinner on Thursday?

Atmosphere

Monday, June 1, 2009

4 out of 5 mutants prefer coors light

video

Mutants on a Tandem

Bicyclists Beware

video