Are you seriously freaking out on this?

I mean really. Just put the mail in a Priority envelope which costs $4.35. I'm sure the $1200/month (which is about 2/3 of your mortgage payment)  we paid you to live in a room could more than cover the cost. But if you are that big of a jerk and can't do it just mark "RETURN TO SENDER" and stop bitching about it already.

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