Showing posts with label Kia Borg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kia Borg. Show all posts
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Mutant Mastercard
Road Bike $500
Running Shoes $100
Swim Cap and Goggles $12Mutant In a Speedo
Priceless!Saturday, June 6, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
A lil' Kern County Mutantology...
Mutants metabolize mood altering substances differently than normal human beings.
Por Ejemplo: Alcohol is a depressant but to a Mutant, it’s like speed, crack, or Pixie Stix. So when you put two Mutants together with a bottle of Jacky D, high altitude, and 4x4 Grand Limited Hawaii power…..cow shit hits the camp fire and tents get ruined.
~The Assault~
Por Ejemplo: Alcohol is a depressant but to a Mutant, it’s like speed, crack, or Pixie Stix. So when you put two Mutants together with a bottle of Jacky D, high altitude, and 4x4 Grand Limited Hawaii power…..cow shit hits the camp fire and tents get ruined.
~The Assault~
~The Apology~
~The Triumph~
Lesson be taught fellow Mutations, do not buy anything from Kia (like a bike) or keep anything new around Kia (like a tent), cuz it WILL be sabotaged.
Monday, May 18, 2009
June Gloom!
Is there anything worse then this... Thinking warm water log sesh this afternoon. Mutant HQ
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