calling all mutants!

august first...



you have officially been notified of this new addition to the mutinerary. there will be no excuses, pardons, or deferments allowed for this event.

My new boss maybe?

Jeremy Piven may be my new boss. One of my girlfriend's from high school works at HBO. She knew I needed a job and said that Jeremy Piven may be needing a personal assistant. I sent her my resume and she said she would pass it to Jeremy's PR girl. If he doesn't hate me, I may be his new personal assistant fetching him sushi from Nobu and picking up his dry cleaning. But in reality land, since I am a mutant, I probably will just be rejected.

Mutations From the Past

the fourth

i'm not sure what is on the mutinerary for the fourth of july, but i would like to let all of you know that i'll have a recruiting station set up on 33rd street between west balboa and lake...

the hours of operation have not yet been finalized, but there will be refreshments and some hors'devours too...

i'll post more details after i figure out the schedule, but if all else fails just hit me up on the electronic leash or meet me at hq.




-dark

Holy SNiTZLE

I'm gonna have to throw the OMG's out there right now! I wish you mutants could have been here to hear the roommate rant about how upset and "bummed out" she was about having Hank here and this and that and insert gripe here, especially after "all that she has done for me." (WTF? Like take the TV out of the living room?) I kind of tuned out when she was ranting at me (as is the customary reaction when someone is yelling at you) but like I said I'm outta here tomorrow, so don't worry about it. Then she starts raving about how I disprespected her home and it's her house and I should have asked her permission. So yeah, I guess it was never my "home", I just paid half the rent. Then she storms in her room and then storms back out and demands that I pay for a maid. Hahaha......I can now see all the girls at Volcom giving me evil eye next time I go in there! LOL. Such is the life of a mutant.

lake show

houston: 4
lakers: 17
3:42 left in the first