56th St: July 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

beach blanket blackout bingo...

Whirlpool off 56 Jetty

The rip tide off the jetty in front of HQ during the big swell. Looks more like a whirlpool to me.

Craigslist is NOT a retail store

I listed my Ikea bed frame on craigslist. I received many replies but I decided to sell to Jennifer.

So yesterday, Jennifer came by my house to pick up the bed frame but....

Jennifer was not happy. She wants her money back. She felt I mis-represented her because I mistakenly labeled the wrong series from Ikea because EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME FROM IKEA. But craiglist is apparently fucking retail store. If you buy something and you are unhappy, you can bring it back. She said she specificly wanted a bed from the Malm series. GO TO THE FUCKING IKEA AND BUY IT! She told me in her email that she was a live-in nanny and was moving out so she needed furniture (refer to first email) I didn't know when you *DESPERATELY* needed furniture that you could be picky.

I don't know how Floridiots operate on craigslist but usually you check out the item before you purchase it. YOU DON'T BUY IT, BRING IT HOME AND THEN DECIDE YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE AND THEN ASK FOR A REFUND

I know I made a mistake about listing the wrong series but c'mon. It's a cheap, fucking used Ikea bed frame from Craiglist. Of course it's not going to be exactly what you want. If you want something perfect BUY IT NEW FROM THE FUCKING STORE.

SO YES YOU CAN RETURN THE BED, YOU CUNTY FLORIDIOT. PLEASE DISASSEMBLE THE BED AND RETURN IT TO ME AT NOON SO I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR LOUSY $50 BACK.

I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER BUYER LINED UP, ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW CRAIGSLIST WORKS

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BEST 56 Shot Ever

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Oldies but Goodie

circa 1998

and...

the photo wars have started...

Monday, July 27, 2009

HA HA

Friday, July 24, 2009

Wedge

I went to the wedge this morning and the waves were out of control......when I was leaving I saw Chiborg pulling out on his jet ski. See everyone at the HQ early afternoon.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Oldies but Goodie

Wedge in May.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

OC Fair!

Turn Your Speaker Volume Down!

Monday, July 20, 2009

calling all mutants!

august first...

you have officially been notified of this new addition to the mutinerary. there will be no excuses, pardons, or deferments allowed for this event.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Hoy

See you all tonight....so happy it is Friday.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My new boss maybe?

Jeremy Piven may be my new boss. One of my girlfriend's from high school works at HBO. She knew I needed a job and said that Jeremy Piven may be needing a personal assistant. I sent her my resume and she said she would pass it to Jeremy's PR girl. If he doesn't hate me, I may be his new personal assistant fetching him sushi from Nobu and picking up his dry cleaning. But in reality land, since I am a mutant, I probably will just be rejected.