Jeremy Piven may be my new boss. One of my girlfriend's from high school works at HBO. She knew I needed a job and said that Jeremy Piven may be needing a personal assistant. I sent her my resume and she said she would pass it to Jeremy's PR girl. If he doesn't hate me, I may be his new personal assistant fetching him sushi from Nobu and picking up his dry cleaning. But in reality land, since I am a mutant, I probably will just be rejected.
maybe you sent him the wrong resume
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