Craigslist is NOT a retail store

I listed my Ikea bed frame on craigslist. I received many replies but I decided to sell to Jennifer.

So yesterday, Jennifer came by my house to pick up the bed frame but....

Jennifer was not happy. She wants her money back. She felt I mis-represented her because I mistakenly labeled the wrong series from Ikea because EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME FROM IKEA. But craiglist is apparently fucking retail store. If you buy something and you are unhappy, you can bring it back. She said she specificly wanted a bed from the Malm series. GO TO THE FUCKING IKEA AND BUY IT! She told me in her email that she was a live-in nanny and was moving out so she needed furniture (refer to first email) I didn't know when you *DESPERATELY* needed furniture that you could be picky.

I don't know how Floridiots operate on craigslist but usually you check out the item before you purchase it. YOU DON'T BUY IT, BRING IT HOME AND THEN DECIDE YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE AND THEN ASK FOR A REFUND

I know I made a mistake about listing the wrong series but c'mon. It's a cheap, fucking used Ikea bed frame from Craiglist. Of course it's not going to be exactly what you want. If you want something perfect BUY IT NEW FROM THE FUCKING STORE.

SO YES YOU CAN RETURN THE BED, YOU CUNTY FLORIDIOT. PLEASE DISASSEMBLE THE BED AND RETURN IT TO ME AT NOON SO I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR LOUSY $50 BACK.

I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER BUYER LINED UP, ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW CRAIGSLIST WORKS